i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

(Source: oikwa, via mermaidwizard)

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maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via mermaidwizard)

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  • accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
  • me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
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moodyyounggaymale:

Mom: "dinner is ready"

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"Can you set the table"

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(via mermaidwizard)

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